2009-11-16
Driveway Don'ts
Cheeky Mullet
2009-11-15
Eye Has It
2009-11-12
Alan and James search for intelligent life outside internet poles.
"It doesn't look good, James."
"Right. I think we're fucked, Alan."
"Fancy a burger and beer at the Swamp?"
"Sure thing! Let's scamper!"
Grab the Mop
"Another way of putting it is when, you know, I'm busy and Nancy is busy with our mop cleaning up somebody else’s mess –- we don’t want somebody sitting back saying, you're not holding the mop the right way. Why don’t you grab a mop, why don’t you help clean up. You're not mopping fast enough. That's a socialist mop. Grab a mop –- let’s get to work."
- our President
Disheartened, tired with small flame of hope needs more that "grab the mop,"
2009-11-10
Shhhh...
“The real secret of magic is that the world is made of words, and that if you know the words that the world is made of, you can make of it whatever you wish.”
— Terence McKenna
Really, really, really, really slow.
To Get Words to Trickle
“Quite a discipline, to get words to trickle without fanning them with a feather or stirring them with a silver spoon. To learn to wait, wait patiently, like a bird of prey, even though the flies were biting like mad and the birds chirping insanely. Before Abraham was….Yes, before the Olympian Goethe, before the great Shakespeare, before the divine Dante or the immortal Homer, there was the Voice and the Voice was with every man. Man has never lacked for words. The difficulty arose only when man forced the words to do his bidding. Be still, and wait the coming of the Lord! Erase all thought, observe the still movement of the heavens! All is flow and movement, light and shadow. What is more still than a mirror, the frozen glassiness of glass—yet what frenzy, what fury, its still surface can yield!”
— Henry Miller, “Nexus,” p. 243
2009-11-09
Saint Mullet
2009-11-02
Al Roker is OUtshined by an Ewok
The entire thing is hilarious but for speed freaks, half way through to the end is quite the spectacle.
The Beginning and the End Reach Out Their Hands to Each Other
The Black Heart Gang presents...
All Red and Feathery for You
2009-11-01
Boo! Super bad drum tracks!!!
Quite spoofy Heyloween song with Karen O, Beck, some Rilo Kiley, some Arcade Fire and all the rest with proceeds going to Unicef.
2009-10-31
Christopher Walken does Lady Gaga
2009-10-30
You Sexy Thing
Oumbie, a 17 year-old silverback, is large and in charge at the Twycross Zoo in Leicestershire. An apparent master of flirty noises and has already "got to work."
2009-10-27
The Elephant's Child's Sneeze
2009-10-26
Mullet Complilation
2009-10-23
Oh Lydia, oh Lydia, say, have you met Lydia? Yip Yip!
"It just kind of slid in."
2009-10-22
Four Bodies
2009-10-12
Mullet True
Everything you see I owe to spaghetti.
“Mistakes are part of the dues one pays for a full life."
- Sophia Loren
2009-10-08
I Have Landed
2009-10-05
The Ferenc Szeged Glee Club Remained Unimpressed
A Bad Case of Adoration
A short from Sherman Alexie (a huge hero of mine) on life, death and dads*. He's on a book tour and if is any where near you, I implore you to go.Implore.
Like extra begging asking you to go.
*from his latest WAR DANCES.
2009-10-02
Stephen Fry Narrates as
Fall
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