By the look on their faces they must be reading my article and thinking "...damn this guy is good. He should contact my publisher and get a contract." Yeah, the only contract I'll get is...well, you know, for being a pain in the ass.
I'd love to post a witty and/or off color response to your devasting blow to my fantasy life, Jennifer, but I'm too busy inflicting myself with paper cuts...ooooh the pain, I like the pain...
By the look on their faces they must be reading my article and thinking "...damn this guy is good. He should contact my publisher and get a contract."
ReplyDeleteYeah, the only contract I'll get is...well, you know, for being a pain in the ass.
Aldo, if I thought your writing was bad you wouldn't be coming back in another issue.
ReplyDeleteBe patient, I'm sure someone inNew York will notice eventually.
Now, if you want to talk about a pain in the ass, lets talk about Jennifer. Referred to by John Connelly as Satan's sister......
Jon Jordan
Those cardboard replicas look JUST like the real guys. Where can I buy those?
ReplyDeleteBryon,
ReplyDeleteKeep your eye on crimespreemag.com
We'll soon have a whole array of author cutouts available for purchase.
We have already got advanced orders for the Lauren Henderson life size cut out.
Jon Jordan
She keeps losing air.
ReplyDeleteWhat about the Jennifer Jordan/Sarah Weinman combo pack?
ReplyDeleteByron squealed out in delight:
ReplyDelete" What about the Jennifer Jordan/Sarah Weinman combo pack?"
To which I say, sorry, there is an age restriction and a health check up first.
Jon
And let's not forget the financial check. A second mortgage might be in order
ReplyDeleteJon
OK. What I'm getting from this, Bryon, is n/a on the Blog Chicks cut-outs.
ReplyDeleteYou'll have to stick with printing out our posts and rubbing them all over your body.
Watch out for paper cuts!
I'd love to post a witty and/or off color response to your devasting blow to my fantasy life, Jennifer, but I'm too busy inflicting myself with paper cuts...ooooh the pain, I like the pain...
ReplyDeleteYou can impune my reputation my dear Sarah, but the weasels, goats and babies I keep company are off limits. Except Rickards, he's a twisted SOB.
ReplyDeleteI'm hurt.
ReplyDeleteActually, that's just the papercuts. I swear the goat was NEVER this much agony. Not once I'd sedated it, anyway.
I don't know, John, I heard from the goat and she said you're very bbaaa-aaahhhhhhhddd!
ReplyDeletePerhaps you should try tranquilizing yourself first.