The BURDIZZO® EMASCULATONE 9
Not making this up, people. Scary name, huh? Want to know what it does?
"The Burdizzo Emasculatone is an elegant little tool especially suited to crushing the spermatic cords of a variety of male mammals. It really helps to make a neat job of what would otherwise be an unpleasantly messy endeavor, and the Burdizzo achieves the goal of bloodless castration admirably."
I'm shivering in my computer chair and I don't even have spermatic cords. If you're wondering why I would showcase such a terrifying instrument, it is merely because of the amusing review here.
[eeeeeek!]
ReplyDeleteEeeek! indeed, my freckled friend! Maybe more like,
ReplyDelete"Aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!"
or perhaps,
"Eeeeeewwwww-ggggggaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!!"
Eeeek indeed. Although I think that review does deserve a tee hee as well
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