2005-12-05

Let's put the animated puppets back in Christmas!

Max Burbank had some time on his hands and a burning curiosity. And this time of year just makes that curiosity burn all the brighter in his tormented brain.

But any American raised on television and soda pop has got to have the same questions buried somewhere deep in their brain.

So, really. Let's ask them aloud. Let's get to the bottom of this festering quagmire.!

What is the deal with Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer?

Why am I such a misfit?
I am not just a nit wit!
You can't fire me
I quit!
Seems I don't fit in.

Why am I such a misfit?
I am not just a nit wit!
Just because my nose glows
Why don't I fit in?

We're a couple of misfits
We're a couple of misfits
What's the matter with misfits
That's where we fit in!

We're not daffy and dilly
Don't go 'round willy nilly
Seems to us kinda silly
That we don't fit in.

We may be different from the rest
Who decides the test
Of what is really best?

Why am I such a misfit?
I am not just a nit wit!
I'm an adorable reindeer
Why don't I fit in?

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