In no order:
Anything marketed by or for Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, Hello Kitty, Antonio Banderhead or other celebrity/logos who want to make a buck off their names.
Anything by RonCo.
Anything yellow.
The John Lennon action figure.
Anything with my "birthstone".
Don't name a star after me.
The Man Catcher Voodoo Kit
Bubbles Butt Lifting Lingerie
Unless I'm going out with you, underwear.
I can't believe you don't want any of those things! Ever so hard to believe...
ReplyDeleteDoes this mean that the Paul McCartney action figure would bt default also be out?
ReplyDeleteI have to go back to the store
Jon, unless you want to see a rubber effigy of Sir Dickhead mauled, shredded, stamped and repeatedly spit upon, um... yeah, go back to the store.
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