"He said he'd give me an estimate."

Girls are ew!

Footballer Mullet

Fernando Torres sports the Modern Mullet

Bold

"Bite me, alien boy!"

MACGREGOR'S Fire Retardant Shorts

Carded Mullet

A Hodgepodge of Hedgehogs

For dearest Allan, who should really love Numo

Reasons for Swearing

You never read, "Fuck off, he hinted." - Billy Connolly

Bork

Mulletie

Ketchup boy, come on out here!

Thankful

Built in Nursery

Believe him. He knows.

Pre-flight

Bukowski - Giving Interview

And then Ben rode - rode for his very life.

N for Nureyev

I Hot

This Week's Mullet Provided by

Amy's Gripping Commentary

Driveway Don'ts

Cheeky Mullet

From the Insider

Eye Has It

Alan and James search for intelligent life outside internet poles.

"It doesn't look good, James."

"Right. I think we're fucked, Alan."

"Fancy a burger and beer at the Swamp?"

"Sure thing! Let's scamper!"

Grab the Mop

"Another way of putting it is when, you know, I'm busy and Nancy is busy with our mop cleaning up somebody else’s mess –- we don’t want somebody sitting back saying, you're not holding the mop the right way. Why don’t you grab a mop, why don’t you help clean up. You're not mopping fast enough. That's a socialist mop. Grab a mop –- let’s get to work."

- our President

Disheartened, tired with small flame of hope needs more that "grab the mop,"

Shhhh...

“The real secret of magic is that the world is made of words, and that if you know the words that the world is made of, you can make of it whatever you wish.”
— Terence McKenna

Really, really, really, really slow.

To Get Words to Trickle

“Quite a discipline, to get words to trickle without fanning them with a feather or stirring them with a silver spoon. To learn to wait, wait patiently, like a bird of prey, even though the flies were biting like mad and the birds chirping insanely. Before Abraham was….Yes, before the Olympian Goethe, before the great Shakespeare, before the divine Dante or the immortal Homer, there was the Voice and the Voice was with every man. Man has never lacked for words. The difficulty arose only when man forced the words to do his bidding. Be still, and wait the coming of the Lord! Erase all thought, observe the still movement of the heavens! All is flow and movement, light and shadow. What is more still than a mirror, the frozen glassiness of glass—yet what frenzy, what fury, its still surface can yield!”
— Henry Miller, “Nexus,” p. 243

Saint Mullet

Al Roker is OUtshined by an Ewok

The entire thing is hilarious but for speed freaks, half way through to the end is quite the spectacle.

The Beginning and the End Reach Out Their Hands to Each Other

The Beautiful Complexity of Animal Hands from Environmental Graffiti

The Black Heart Gang presents...

The Tale of How from Shy the Sun on Vimeo.

The Black Heart Gang

All Red and Feathery for You

Boo! Super bad drum tracks!!!

Quite spoofy Heyloween song with Karen O, Beck, some Rilo Kiley, some Arcade Fire and all the rest with proceeds going to Unicef.

Christopher Walken does Lady Gaga

You Sexy Thing

Oumbie, a 17 year-old silverback, is large and in charge at the Twycross Zoo in Leicestershire. An apparent master of flirty noises and he's already "got to work."

The Elephant's Child's Sneeze

Mullet Complilation

Oh Lydia, oh Lydia, say, have you met Lydia? Yip Yip!

"It just kind of slid in."

Oh, we do love our QI!

Four Bodies

A NASA photo showing three planets (Mercury, Venus and Saturn) and our Moon.

Mullet True

Everything you see I owe to spaghetti.

“Mistakes are part of the dues one pays for a full life."

- Sophia Loren

I Have Landed