tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9099840.post113020419421007356..comments2023-11-05T01:28:32.724-06:00Comments on Human Under Construction: 100% Pure Steven Seagal Juice!!!Jen Jordanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02026293111477563651noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9099840.post-1130240278190346152005-10-25T06:37:00.000-05:002005-10-25T06:37:00.000-05:00I enjoy that Lightning Bolt is touted as 'the one ...I enjoy that Lightning Bolt is touted as 'the one and only energy drink crafted by martial arts expert and herbal specialist Steven Seagal.'<BR/><BR/>Herbal specialist. There was a time I could have easily claimed that title.<BR/><BR/>And and and 'Lightning Bolt will give you the strength you need to punch your adversary’s faces through plate glass windows day in and day out!'<BR/><BR/>Infinite wisdom dictates that one smashes one's enemies!<BR/><BR/>After, at your trial, the judge dismissed the case after hearing the whole thing came about because of imbibing Seagal's powerful juice. He calls you into chambers.<BR/><BR/>"Where can I get me some of that Asian Experience?" he asks hopefully.<BR/><BR/>In your infinite wisdom, you tell him.Jen Jordanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02026293111477563651noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9099840.post-1130237010247368342005-10-25T05:43:00.000-05:002005-10-25T05:43:00.000-05:00It combines the infinite wisdom of Steven Seagal w...It combines the infinite wisdom of Steven Seagal with...<BR/><BR/>Wait. "Infinite wisdom"?<BR/><BR/>And Stuart, it's called that to allow you to introduce yourself to ladies with the line, "Hey baby. How'd you like an Asian Experience?"John Rickardshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01229977761672883485noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9099840.post-1130228978700645202005-10-25T03:29:00.000-05:002005-10-25T03:29:00.000-05:00Am I the only one thinking "nasty nasty nasty nast...Am I the only one thinking "nasty nasty nasty nasty" at the idea of Seagal Juice?Fencehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04478271943214944729noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9099840.post-1130226819122827642005-10-25T02:53:00.000-05:002005-10-25T02:53:00.000-05:00What the hell is an 'Asian Experience Energy Drink...What the hell is an 'Asian Experience Energy Drink'? Eh?Stuart MacBridehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12392706513278533408noreply@blogger.com