tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9099840.post113396712018030981..comments2023-11-05T01:28:32.724-06:00Comments on Human Under Construction: Coffee is not only good, it's good for you!!!!!!!!Jen Jordanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02026293111477563651noreply@blogger.comBlogger16125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9099840.post-1134070509809672122005-12-08T13:35:00.000-06:002005-12-08T13:35:00.000-06:00But excess beer would make for an even freakier po...But excess beer would make for an even freakier post.<BR/><BR/>Hhhhmmmmmmm.........Jen Jordanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02026293111477563651noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9099840.post-1134037349760533672005-12-08T04:22:00.000-06:002005-12-08T04:22:00.000-06:00My plan for immortality proceeds on schedule.In th...My plan for immortality proceeds on schedule.<BR/><BR/>In the news next year: Spending Four Hours A Day Playing Computer Games May Prevent Cancer.John Rickardshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01229977761672883485noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9099840.post-1134014980541711612005-12-07T22:09:00.000-06:002005-12-07T22:09:00.000-06:00What's truly terrifying is that that is the mindse...What's truly terrifying is that that is the mindset I had for a better portion of the day.<BR/><BR/>Until I passed out at three in the afternoon with every nerve in my body groaning with relief at my lack of movement.Jen Jordanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02026293111477563651noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9099840.post-1134014691275144972005-12-07T22:04:00.000-06:002005-12-07T22:04:00.000-06:00Y'all are starting to scare the shit out of me.Y'all are starting to scare the shit out of me.JD Rhoadeshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07123361739160525998noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9099840.post-1133974680628219712005-12-07T10:58:00.000-06:002005-12-07T10:58:00.000-06:00Puker - when caffiene sources fail, as rarely they...Puker - when caffiene sources fail, as rarely they do, wine is more to be good. Darker better.<BR/><BR/>Oldmankiller - Yoda got no wise on me!<BR/><BR/>Cookie Monster neurotic poser to my power of words!Jen Jordanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02026293111477563651noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9099840.post-1133974181942770672005-12-07T10:49:00.000-06:002005-12-07T10:49:00.000-06:00Me think Jen more like Cookie Monster than like Yo...Me think Jen more like Cookie Monster than like YodaAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9099840.post-1133973324671248752005-12-07T10:35:00.000-06:002005-12-07T10:35:00.000-06:00bad coffee taste like puke to start with. puke tas...bad coffee taste like puke to start with. puke taste like bad coffee. puke taste be everywhere. what do ditch puke taste?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9099840.post-1133972984328064842005-12-07T10:29:00.000-06:002005-12-07T10:29:00.000-06:00Jen sound like cafinated yoda yes? Hrrmmmm..Jen sound like cafinated yoda yes? Hrrmmmm..Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9099840.post-1133972765348974442005-12-07T10:26:00.000-06:002005-12-07T10:26:00.000-06:00My dear puker, no suggestion such was made!Puke, c...My dear puker, no suggestion such was made!<BR/><BR/>Puke, coffee, puke, coffee and purge then has bring forth a new era of wellness!Jen Jordanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02026293111477563651noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9099840.post-1133972397766175272005-12-07T10:19:00.000-06:002005-12-07T10:19:00.000-06:00me no drink puke after puke come up. you give bad...me no drink puke after puke come up. you give bad adviceAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9099840.post-1133972156173438162005-12-07T10:15:00.000-06:002005-12-07T10:15:00.000-06:00You, person of puke, need to slow down, put hands ...You, person of puke, need to slow down, put hands on desk, close eyes and enjoy effects of dark, bitter nectar of gods!<BR/><BR/>Then puke!<BR/><BR/>Then drink again!<BR/><BR/>Then see what joy caffiene hath wrought in body made slow by sick.Jen Jordanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02026293111477563651noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9099840.post-1133971989236470782005-12-07T10:13:00.000-06:002005-12-07T10:13:00.000-06:00Me see only spinning roomMe see only spinning roomAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9099840.post-1133971885048016212005-12-07T10:11:00.000-06:002005-12-07T10:11:00.000-06:00puke brought to you by our friendly friend, caffie...puke brought to you by our friendly friend, caffiend! Shoot stuff through liver and make body say, "This I need no more!" To then make things not needed by elsewhere than body!<BR/><BR/>See?<BR/><BR/><BR/>See?Jen Jordanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02026293111477563651noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9099840.post-1133971643182950502005-12-07T10:07:00.000-06:002005-12-07T10:07:00.000-06:00no no, bad coffee with snot now in tummy make puke...no no, bad coffee with snot now in tummy make puke. no multitasking, only sick feeling. coffee and cold make evil feeling. head is spinning tummy is turning bad bad bad.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9099840.post-1133970999748717662005-12-07T09:56:00.000-06:002005-12-07T09:56:00.000-06:00But much coffee make bile run through liver like k...But much coffee make bile run through liver like knife through soft, buttery things! And mutlitasking all the way!<BR/><BR/>Lay down to nap and find limbs active!<BR/><BR/>Close eyes to sleep and find snap open!<BR/><BR/>Make brain to quiet and much thought does think!Jen Jordanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02026293111477563651noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9099840.post-1133970665810105202005-12-07T09:51:00.000-06:002005-12-07T09:51:00.000-06:00me brain be full of snot. Forced to drink bad cof...me brain be full of snot. Forced to drink bad coffee, no able to get good coffee from down street. bad coffee make acid, cut through snot, make eyes bug out, think only small thoughts. Big thought take to much effort. No coffee strong enough to cut through bad coldAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com