You're a herring.
You're swimming innocently in the ocean.
Suddenly, a group of orcas come a long and start slapping the water with their tails, a tried and true method of stunning you and your kind into submission. Easier to eat you that way.
What is your best bet to survive this mammalian onslaught?
Fart.
If it works for herrings, it can work for me! I'm off on an Arctic swimming holiday!
ReplyDeleteI do often use gasious foods in a malicious way while at work. The worse my attitude is the more beans I eat. Last night I had black beans and I am even offending myself. But it makes me happy
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