Everybody's got something to hide except for me and my monkey

1. Tel Aviv monkeys will be eating unleavened bread during Passover.
2. Chimps, unable to read warning on cartoon of cigarettes, now have monkey on their back.
3. Mesa, Arizona SWAT team are head hunting for a monkey member.
4. Casino blandly names new titi monkey.
5. Sumatran orangutan and eastern gorillas will soon be gone.
6. Bonobos are lovers, not fighers.