A velvet fist in an iron glove.
After having been peed on by a terrified toad, this story pleased me more than a spec as well.
That little gem cannot go unexplained. I demand satisfaction! Do tell.
I was clearing out the back forty, what other people might refer to as a 'yard' when I chanced upon a large toad."Look!" I exclaimed obviously, "A large toad!"At which point the terrified toad, the angry amphibian, let loose a stream of urine that soaked my entire right leg.A lot of pee for such a small animal.Toad tossing began at that point.
After having been peed on by a terrified toad, this story pleased me more than a spec as well.
ReplyDeleteThat little gem cannot go unexplained. I demand satisfaction!
ReplyDeleteDo tell.
I was clearing out the back forty, what other people might refer to as a 'yard' when I chanced upon a large toad.
ReplyDelete"Look!" I exclaimed obviously, "A large toad!"
At which point the terrified toad, the angry amphibian, let loose a stream of urine that soaked my entire right leg.
A lot of pee for such a small animal.
Toad tossing began at that point.