2005-05-16

All Things Being Equal

A study shows that drunk women are just as likely to start slugging cops as their polluted male sidekicks.

Of course, they're more likely to take their clothes off and kiss the same gender for a video camera.

Then again, they are less likely to play air guitar, fall off the table, pass out on the floor and piss their pants.

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2 comments:

  1. John RickardsTue May 17, 03:56:00 AM

    Less likely to pass out on the floor in a pool of their own urine after a bout of air guitar?

    Methinks the lady doth protest too much.

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  2. Jen JordanTue May 17, 11:35:00 AM

    I've never pissed my pants.

    I'm standing by that statement.

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