...that May is National Masturbation Month. It culminates on the 28th with National Masturbation Day. Some people have already celebrated in a less then legal way. Jumpsuits, baby powder and public transportation, oh my! It seems Brits will be able to celebrate the best as they are the ones that can celebrate the longest according to a new study.
When you've tuckered yourself out with that why not move on to the ever popular hobby of sausage sculpture? Your hands should be up to the task.
And now, it's back to mopping for me! Dirt and soap scum are verboten!
Only this month? Man, I've been celebrating all year. hahahha
ReplyDeleteDamn you, White! Stealing my joke.
ReplyDeleteDamn you Rickards for stealing my Damn you whtei jkeo...sorry cant type. sore wrsti...
ReplyDeleteAnd with that, the case for the prosecution was proven.
ReplyDeleteI hate when my wrist gets sore right in the middle of snappy repartee!
ReplyDeleteNote the gentleness of this comment.
No jokes about why the wrist is sore and what that can mean.
It must be the fumes from the cleaning products. Don't mix bleach and amonia, folks.
Listen Rickards, you've stolen many of my jokes... so deal with it.
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