2005-05-17

Penis, anyone?

Important safety tip #6, if trying to win back lost love, do not cut off penis as display of affection.

#7, do not sue for penis injury incurred years before whilst changing positions during sex. This encourages wanton snickering.
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3 comments:

  1. AnonymousTue May 17, 01:19:00 PM

    Better to limit the use of the organ to urination.

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  2. AnonymousTue May 17, 01:46:00 PM

    Limit the use of urination...then it is only serving half it's purpose. And having no fun at all.

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  3. Ray BanksTue May 17, 05:25:00 PM

    Oh, I don't know. Depends who you're urinating on.

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