Have some vacation time stored up?

Then, as the lucky winner of the eBay auction:

The Ultimate Hippie Vacation!

you and a guest will be picked up by the auctioneer's crazy brother-in-law, Cody, in his huge hippie bus, and he will take you on what he calls, "The Ultimate Hippie Vacation!"

Starting at a mere .99 cents, this dream tour has moved up to three, count 'em, three digits! Get in and bid while the biddings still biddable you crazy bidding bidders, you!