Human Under Construction

A velvet fist in an iron glove.

2008-07-13

Gifts for the Previously Ungiftable

Inflatable Bondage Chair

Magic Answer Me Jesus

Laparoscopic Gastric Bypass Kit (3 in one case)

Five-Pound Fat Replica Demonstration Model (can be paired with the Five Pound Lean Muscle Model)

Hand-Blown Glass Taco Ornament

Playmobil Security Check Point (may be paired with the Playmobil Safe Crackers)

Acupuncture Pig Model

Dr. Riters ErgoChair


Knitting With Dog Hair

Slingshot Flying Monkey

The Fart Pen

Monogrammed Toilet Paper


Tattoos for Babies

Brain Jello Mold

She-Crab Soup

Porta-Cut Whip Maker
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Referred to as everything from Satanspawn to "that weird chick" to friend of all elves, Jennifer Jordan is writing and reading her way to Nirvana one word at a time. She edited the anthologies EXPLETIVE DELETED and UNCAGE ME! and is the short story/special features editor for Crimespree Magazine. She is currently hard at work breathing.
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