Someone's Got a Case of the Mondays

The Tired Presenter Mullet

Survivor Man

Simply put...

...pork rind sculpture.

Mwha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Because Dr. Evil threated the planet with a "laser" if we didn't conform to his evil plan, the U.S. spend one million dollars to send two 19 cent washers to Iran.

...and there's nothing you can do about it.

From Jeff Bridges site.

He Got the Point

Nerd, Geek or Dork?

Truly, I am shocked at the results. I thought I was dork all the way!

OK, spill! What are you?

Your Score: Pure Nerd

52 % Nerd, 34% Geek, 39% Dork

For The Record:



A Nerd is someone who is passionate about learning/being smart/academia.

A Geek is someone who is passionate about some particular area or subject, often an obscure or difficult one.

A Dork is someone who has difficulty with common social expectations/interactions.



You scored better than half in Nerd, earning you the title of: Pure Nerd.



The times, they are a-changing. It used to be that being exceptionally smart led to being unpopular, which would ultimately lead to picking up all of the traits and tendences associated with the "dork." No-longer. Being smart isn't as socially crippling as it once was, and even more so as you get older: eventually being a Pure Nerd will likely be replaced with the following label: Purely Successful.


Congratulations!

Also, you might want to check out some of my other tests if you're interested in any of the following:

Link: The Nerd? Geek? or Dork? Test written by donathos

Sheep Dip

Eye Socket Smoking

And a video of this... um, skill.

Eight-legged Oddity

Say, "Hello," to my little abdomen.

Stuff and Things.

Karl Rove is set to leave Washington.


Top Ten most valuable paintings in the wide world.


Hooked on Heat - a recipe blog for furnace faces.


Design your own Converse.


The Puking House.


Savage Chickens.


Spluch.


And the story that caught my attention: Death has gotten a make-over. And she looks really familiar...

The Just Icky Mullet

The word of the day — squid

"I have a mild form of dyslexia, and I had a reading problem. So for me, Sesame Street was vital," says Cooper, 40. "Beyond what I learned in terms of ABC's and counting, the sense of how one deals with other people is something that I got early on from Sesame Street."

List of Celebrities that have appeared on Sesame Street

T-shirts featuring your faves!


Favorites from when I was a kid include:

Here is the Lady Orange singing Carmen

The Pin Ball cartoon

Sesame Street-fat cat sat hat-English, better sound!

Ma Na Ma Na

Doin' the Pigeon

Put Down the Duckie

Grover Disco Dancing

The song lyrics archive

Muppet Wiki

The Noir side of Sesame:

Martin Scorsese Sesame Streets

Bert is Evil

Your Score: Big Bird

You scored 72% Organization, 66% abstract, and 45% extroverted!

This test measured 3 variables.

First, this test measured how organized you are. Some muppets like Cookie Monster make big messes, while others like Bert are quite anal about things being clean.

Second, this test measured if you prefer a concrete or an abstract viewpoint. For the purposes of this test, concrete people are considered to gravitate more to mathematical and logical approaches, whereas abstract people are more the dreamers and artistic type.

Third, this test measured if you are more of an introvert or an extrovert. By definition, an introvert concentrates more on herself and an extrovert focuses more on others. In this test an introvert was somebody that either tends to spend more time alone or thinks more about herself.

You are very organized, more abstract, and both introverted and extroverted.

Here is why are you Big Bird.

You are both very organized. You almost always know where your belongings are and you prefer things neat. You may even enjoy cleaning and find it therapeutic. Big Bird is never sloppy and always under control... pretty good for a 6 year old bird living without a family.

You both are abstract thinkers. Big Bird is a dreamer who always wonders what the world is like. You definitely are not afraid to take chances in life. You only live once. You may notice others around you playing it safe, but you are more concerned with not compromising your desires, and getting everything you can out of life. This is a very romantic approach to life, but hopefully you are also grounded enough to get by.

You are both somewhat extroverted. Like Big Bird, you probably like to have some time to yourself, but you do appreciate spending time with your friends, and you aren't scared of social situations. Big Bird is always very comfortable around others, but he often prefers the quiet low-key presence that Snuffleupagus provides.

Take the test!!!!!!

UPDATE! It has been pointed out to me that I totally forgot the Yip Yips!

Yip Yips Meet the Telephone

Yip Yips Meet a Clock

A Muppet News Flash - Yip Yips on Old MacDonald's Farm

Yip Yips Sing with Bob

Llama Kiss, Llama Kid

One Dog....

....fifteen Great Dane puppies! Ouch!

My Daemon

Yeah, what ever was here is gone. Sooooooo...... 

Bonus shots of annoyed Scully!

Random Weirdness

Play with Piss

Damn Odd Photo Shoot

Top 100 Things That Will Disappear After a National Emergency (Jen saw this before but decided to stock up before posting)

Zodiac Playground

Morbid Anatomy

Crime Fiction Author Bases Book on Murder he Committed

Origins of Man in Question... By Scientists!

Glow in the Dark Pillowcase

The world's top 10 consumers of coffee per capita per year, as of 2003:

1. Finland: 11.4 kg
2. Aruba: 9.2 kg
3. Iceland: 9.1 kg
4. Norway: 9 kg
5. Denmark: 8.1 kg
6. Sweden: 7.9 kg
7. Bermuda: 7.5 kg
8. Switzerland: 7.4 kg
9. Netherlands: 6.8 kg
10. Germany: 6.6 kg

The average American consumes only 4.2 kilograms — more than 9 pounds — of coffee each year.



To help improve those numbers, I've found a few items and links.

A coffee grounds dispenser

Um, coffee magnets!

The Coffee Cup Project - photos of people's favorite mugs from around the world

The Coffee Review

The History of Coffee

Embedded Coffee

Fair Trade Coffee

From Great Big Stuff, a Giant Coffee Cup and Saucer

I Need Coffee - with information on how to find the best coffee houses to the dangers of the coffee enema.

Alterra Coffee - one of my favorite coffees ever in the whole world

Extreme Coffee

Coffee Art - using coffee as the medium

The Ultimate Coffee Mug

Random quote: "Adults are only obsolete children." — Dr. Seuss

You Want a Raise?

A sumo-wrestling competition for boys to earn promotion to a higher rank took place in Tokyo on August 4, 2007. About 300 participants attended the competition.

Not the way I would care to earn a promotion.

Plastic Boy

Lego toy that mysteriously appeared on Zandvoort beach in Holland.


Workers at a drinks stall rescued the 2.5-metre tall model, which had a yellow head and blue torso.

"We saw something bobbing about in the sea and we decided to take it out of the water," said a stall worker. "It was a life-sized Lego toy."

A woman nearby added: "I saw the Lego toy floating towards the beach from the direction of England."

Thanks, Clair!