Human Under Construction

A velvet fist in an iron glove.

2008-07-10

211/2 month pregnancy


With this as the result:
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Fengtastic


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Drama!




Not a lemur. What is it? An Aye-Aye? A Tarsier? Yes! A tarsier! All those nights getting stoned and watching Animal Planet have payed off at last!
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Meth Lab Muppets

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2008-07-09

Sing Us a Song, You're the Banana Man, Pt II

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2008-07-07

I Believe in Evolution

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Mickey Mullet

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2008-07-06

Nadal!!!!!!!!!!

He won.
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2008-07-05

The Goddam Batman


Above: an unsolicited script by Michael Bay (Director of Transformers, Bad Boys, and so on) for Batman’s The Dark Knight. It was summarily rejected by Warner Bros.

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2008-07-04

Wash Your Step

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Uh, Happy 4th, Fellow Americans

via Bits & Pieces
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2008-07-03

Loneliness

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2008-07-02

Swearing in ASL

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2008-07-01

Hooping for a Miracle

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Jacked

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Nom Nom Nom

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Wall of Death

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Lower the Door...


...faster!!!!!!!!!!
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Never Give Up

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Triumph Redefined

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Top Ten Things Kids Put in Their Noses


  1. Crayons
  2. Beads
  3. French fries
  4. Fingers
  5. Marbles
  6. Spaghetti
  7. Tissue
  8. Cheerios
  9. Small toys
  10. Beans and peas

More here. More info, I mean. Not more things kids put up their noses.
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