Human Under Construction

2008-11-01

2008-10-30

Did Everyone Rip Off Bill Hicks?

Via Milk and Cookies

2008-10-29

Damon Weaver, Ace Reporter

The future of reporting begins now and it is an adorable and poised future at that.

2008-10-28

Jen Want Eat This

From Serious Eats

Lemon Chickpea Stir Fry

Ingredients:

2 tablespoons ghee or extra-virgin olive oil
1 small onion or a couple shallots, sliced
1 cup cooked chickpeas (canned is fine)
1 cup chopped kale, spinach, or other hearty green
1 red pepper, roasted, skinned, and chopped
2 small zucchini, cut into half moons
Zest and juice of 1/2 lemon

Procedure:

1. In a large skillet, heat one tablespoon of the olive oil or ghee over medium-high heat and stir in a good pinch of salt. Add the chickpeas and sauté until beginning to color, then add the onion or shallot. Continue cooking until the chickpeas are deeply golden. Add greens and cook until wilted, then remove everything in the skillet onto a large plate.

2. Heat the remaining oil or ghee in the same skillet over medium heat, and sauté the zucchini until lightly browned, 1 to 2 minutes. Add the pepper and cook for an additional minute, then add the chickpea mixture back in.

3. Mix well, taste for seasoning, and remove from the heat. Add the lemon zest and juice, and toss well. Serve with freshly cracked black pepper.

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Very Mild Superpowers

I Adore

2008-10-27

The Fun, the Frolics, the Excitement

...of cow volleyball.

"BEAT DRUMS! DRIVE FAST! WOMAN!"

There has been a serial speeder racing along the streets of the Bavarian city of Bayreuth. An Audi TT treating the roads like a personal Autobahn.

Speed cameras have caught an image of the driver but this has done little or nothing to slow him down. Why?

Because the driver is Animal.

That's right, the frenetic drummer from the Muppet Show.

But Animal isn't alone. Grover and Bert’s rubber-ducky-loving sidekick Ernie are also along for the joy ride.

A German police source said: “The number plate is not enough. We need clear evidence of who is driving the vehicle too. But because this is a British vehicle we can never get a decent picture. The driver has obviously worked this out because he has placed a large puppet in the passenger seat. This may be an example of the famous British sense of humour but it is still dangerous driving.

“The driver has been caught on camera on several occasions and the puppet is on the passenger seat every time. We suspect he positions the toy deliberately before accelerating past the camera.*”

*Ya think?

Temple of a Million Bottles

Originally from TreeHuggerr:

Fifty years ago, the Heineken Beer company looked at reshaping its beer bottle to be useful as a building block.

Even the washrooms and the crematorium are built of bottles, a mix of green Heineken and brown local Chang beer.

The Wat Pa Maha Chedi Kaew temple, about 600 km (370 miles) northeast of Bangkok, is better known as "Wat Lan Kuad" or "Temple of Million Bottles" because of the glittering from countless glass containers on the walls.

The temple first started using discarded bottles in 1984 to decorate the monks' shelters. This attracted more people to donate more bottles to build other buildings such as a pagoda, ceremony hall and toilets. Bottle tops were also used to decorate murals.

Many bottles and tops are from alcohol containers even though alcohol consumption is a sin in Buddhism.

"The more bottles we get, the more buildings we make," Abbot San Kataboonyo told Reuters.

Mullet. James Mullet

2008-10-25

Commitment

Look no further...

A plethora of banyans...

2008-10-24

"Come down and eat chicken with me, beautiful. It's soooo dark."

THE STAND turns thirty, Stephen King, like Neil Young, keeps on rocking in the free world by continuing to write apocalyptic books that are, one would dearly hope, not too prescient in their telling of mankind undone by mankind and the evil perpetuated in the human heart. A timely interview in Salon.com let's us inside the mind of the master.

It's 30 years since the publication of "The Stand," which was written, as you say in "Danse Macabre*," "during a troubled period for the world in general and America, in particular." We're in another troubled period now. Do you feel yourself itching to write another apocalypse?

I just did. I finished a very long book called "Under the Dome," and it isn't like a worldwide apocalypse or anything like that, but it's a very long book, and it deals with some of the same issues that "The Stand" does, but in a more allegorical way.

I understand where Bill Maher is coming from when he says, basically, the world is destroying itself over a bunch of fairy tales about talking snakes and men who are alive inside fishes. I'm very sympathetic to it, but at the same time, given the cosmos that we're living in, it's very persuasive, the idea that there is some kind of first cause that's running things.

His latest collection of stories, "Just After Sunset," arrives in bookstores in November.

*which I read until my copy feel apart.

2008-10-23

Parallel Worlds, Parallel Lives

Mark Everett, frontman of the genius band Eels, talks explores the life of his father, Dr Hugh Everett III - originator of the Many Worlds Theory, based on quantum mechanics.

Found on Nerdcore, the rest of the series from this BBC 4 show are on this page.