2007-08-07
2007-08-06
Captain Mullet and the Mulleteers!!!!!!!!!!!
Captain Planet and the Planeteers!!!!!!!
An environmental super hero with the powers of nature, Captain Planet is a composite of the five Planeteers and their powers - Earth, Fire, Wind, Water and Heart - magnified. At his disposal are all of the elements and forces of the natural world.
Color him in here!!!!!!!!!!!
"Well, call me Captain Combustion, a spontaneous kinda guy."
-Captain Planet
Watch him save Belfast here!!!!!!!!!
"Next time, Planeteers, go solar. No kaboom."
-Captain Planet
And there's a Foundation. You, too, can save the Earth!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Captain Planet only appears in his Captain Planet garb. These are not clothes but elements of the Earth that are integral to his composition. He is able to rearrange his molecular structure to transform himself into the various powers and elements of nature, e.g., water, wind, fire, ice, etc. Captain Planet's outfit does not represent a specific culture. He has grass-green hair, sky-blue skin, earthy brown eyes, blood-red chest,gloves and boots, and sunlight-yellow insignia/globe. The globe on his chest sometimes flickers and turns gray when he is losing power or is exposed to high levels of pollution.
P.S. Phil Collins wrote the theme song!!!!!!!!!
2007-08-05
2007-08-04
Captain Kirk "making contact" with alien women has an impact on the crew's survival.
The Inside Tracks give true analysis on an age old theory: are the guys in the red shirts on Star Trek doomed?
2007-08-02
World's Not So Finest
Batman, Robin, Superman and Spiderman* (and I, too, wonder what Spidey was doing there. Total Marvel/DC crossover insanity) were travelling to a motor show the tire on the car exploded dramatically.
As their super powers had been nullified by reality, the super group had to be rescued from their true nemesis, embarrassment.
Said “Superman” Paul Wood, “You’d have thought between us we could have picked the car up and flown it away.”
*It sounds like the start of a great joke.
2007-07-29
Care for a Ketchup Packet?
You've always wanted to do this; just not with your own stuff. Now you can be a bad kid without mommy or daddy yelling at you.
Go!
Make a mess!
2007-07-28
2007-07-27
"Darling, the legs aren't so beautiful, I just know what to do with them."
"In America sex is an obsession; in other parts of the world it is a fact.""It's the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter."
"If there is a supreme being, he's crazy."
"Most women set out to try to change a man, and when they have changed him they do not like him."
"To be completely woman you need a master, and in him a compass for your life. You need a man you can look up to and respect. If you dethrone him it's no wonder that you are discontented, and discontented women are not loved for long."
"Without tenderness, a man is uninteresting."
— Marlene Dietrich (pictured with Claudette Colbert)
2007-07-26
The Cutest... EVER!
Elmo, a baby orangutan born in Taman Safari in Bogor, West Java, is four days old and almost unbearably cute.
2007-07-24
The 'Ruzzler' Causes a Ruckus.
A flashing electronic road sign on Route 1 Providence Highway in Massachusetts was hacked into by a 'prankster' yesterday and media reaction may be funnier than the sign itself, which was pretty damn funny to one as childish and easily amused as me.To all who drove by, "PENIS FOR LUNCH" flashed instead of "ROAD CONSTRUCTION AHEAD."
A transportation rep said, "Some people might see it as a joke, but this is a road that is traveled on by families and children and there are some people that don't find it funny."
A penis is serious business, folks.
The local Fox 25 was so mortified by the word "PENIS," they obscured it. Even the Boston Herald referred to "PENIS" as "certain part of the male anatomy." This when there is sooooo very much slang to choose from. May we suggest: bologna pony?
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