Cat Fight Brought to New Level

Playboy Playmate, Carmella DeCesare, is accused of grabbing a dance pole and karate-kicking the ex-girlfriend of NFL quarterback Jeff Garcia, went on trial Tuesday on a misdemeanor assault charge. If that isn't the coolest thing that could happen to guy, I don't know what is. OK. It's damn close to the coolest thing.
UPDATE: And she's been acquited of the assault charges but found guilty of violating a protection order and placed on probation for one year.