...I give you, Douglas Lindsay, the author of the
Barney Thomson - Serial Killer Barber of Scotland series, and creator of the monthly
Letter from Belgrade:
Letter From Belgrade 9th April 2005
I came downstairs this morning to find my wee lad sitting on the toilet, having run out of paper. He was using his initiative by wiping his bottom with the cardboard tube, which he'd first dropped in the water, and then tried to put in the bin. This simple action had resulted in the widespread contamination of the entire bathroom with weapons-grade faeces. Days don't start any better than that.
1 comment:
ugh! that's nasty. I got off lightly then.
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