Horrifyingly Accurate

You Are a Blueberry Margarita

Honestly, there's no one quite like you. And believe it or not, most people think that's a bad thing!

You're open, wild, friendly, wacky, and tons of fun. You have a big personality... and a big heart.


For Love of Pop Tarts (TM)

How much do people love Pop Tarts (tm) (a breakfast item I have enjoyed when inebriated but seem to steer clear of whilst sober*)?  

The have been known to flame.

Art work (see image to the right).

How to make your own Pop Tarts (tm) in your own kitchen with your own stuff!

Some people love them enough to report the theft of them to police (see below, left)

* in interest of my health? Perhaps. What kind of nutritional value are we talking about? But ia that why anyone eats them? Doubtful. Link to the original Pop Tarts logo done in Pop Tarts.


Lover's Spit


Sometimes Ethan's Parents Could Be So Embarrassing


Bullet Ice Cube Tray.

Just about everything from here but in particular, this - the villain chair.
                                                                       And the gun vase.

                                                                                                                                        And Roadkill Toys.

Oh, so much that is darkly funny and mordantly useful at ILoveBadThings