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2009-12-31

"He said he'd give me an estimate."

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2009-12-30

Girls are ew!

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2009-12-28

Footballer Mullet


Fernando Torres sports the Modern Mullet
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2009-12-27

Bold

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2009-12-20

"Bite me, alien boy!"

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2009-12-07

MACGREGOR'S Fire Retardant Shorts

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Carded Mullet

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2009-12-06

A Hodgepodge of Hedgehogs
















For dearest Allan, who should really love Numo
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2009-12-04

Reasons for Swearing




You never read, "Fuck off, he hinted." - Billy Connolly
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