
“My name is Barney and I’m an alcoholic.” – Barney Gumble
“Mr. Gumble, this is a Girl Scout meeting.” – Lisa Simpson
“Is it? Or is it that you girls can’t admit you have a problem?” – Barney Gumble
The word “yoga” means “union.” Yoga comes from the same root as the
English yoke: two things hitched together. You need a human brain — dogs
see grass differently — you need the human brain and the grass, hitched
together to make the yoga which we call the greenness of the grass.
Everybody thinks it’s very hard to be a mystic — you gotta go through a
helluva lot of effort to realize your union with everything — but
actually you’re experiencing your union with everything all of the time.
Otherwise, you wouldn’t be experiencing anything. You make the grass
green. You make your highs and you make your lows. But you don’t make it
alone. You are making it out of your union with the universe. And so
everything is a coincidence of contraries, a coincidence of you being
there, and the universe being there. And everything is one at the same
time, because there’s no green without the grass and there’s no green
without you. So the greenness is a transaction that ties you and the
grass together.| — | Robert Anton Wilson, Maybe Logic |