“My name is Barney and I’m an alcoholic.” – Barney Gumble

“Mr. Gumble, this is a Girl Scout meeting.” – Lisa Simpson

“Is it? Or is it that you girls can’t admit you have a problem?” – Barney Gumble

Die Die Die

Avett Brothers

The Sound of a Baby Crying Through Autotune

The Latest Low

offering

from Crashingly Beautiful

You Sexy Thang

Bouncy, Bouncy....

Bouncy, bouncy!
Ooh such a good time!
Bouncy, bouncy!
Shoes all in a line!
Bouncy, bouncy
Everybody somersault, somersault summertime!
EVERYBODY SING ALONG!!!!
Bouncy, bouncy!
Ooh such a good time!
Bouncy, bouncy! White socks slipping down...
Bouncy, bouncy - stilettos are a no no!!
Bouncy bouncy Ooooooo
Bouncy bouncy Ooooooo
Every time I bounce I feel I touch the SKKYYYY!!

This is Robbie. And this is Robbie's Mullet.

Cuteness Abounds

in my President.

White House photostream.

This photo from the Daily What

"And yes Mr. Vice President, you're right... "

From the Huffington Post

Me, Today.

Guess which one I am....

Batman is going to regret not giving Robin that Dramamine.

The Boz Mullet

Rage and the Reporter

EMBED-Technical Difficulties On Live Newscast - Watch more free videos As they go back to the studio, our Angry Man on the street loses what tenuous connection with professionalism he had.

From Unique Daily

Off Camera, On Set

Godzilla, 1955

Robbie's Mullet

You Know What Tuesdays Mean!

Time for Toodles and his Magic Flute!

This May Not Be What She Meant

"I think every woman should have a blowtorch."

- Julia Child

image David Perry

Simple Truths

"A woman who read one of my essays on introversion said that when she explained her introversion to her family, her brother said, ‘We didn’t know you were an introvert. We thought you were just a bitch.’"

- Sophia Dembling

Non-Hockey Mullet