How do you like your weiners?

Dedication

The Grass is Greener at the Other Golf Course

Lush and fertile fairways have been reduced to baked brown dust after the groundsman sprayed them with a chemical usually used to destroy grass growing through pavements and roads. Whoops.

Rocking the Free World

The Spectrum

Rove skips congressional inquiry

Great Art Parodies

Hidden Kafka papers set to emerge

Cow farts collected in plastic tank for global warming study

211/2 month pregnancy

With this as the result:

Fengtastic

Link

Drama!

Not a lemur. What is it? An Aye-Aye? A Tarsier? Yes! A tarsier! All those nights getting stoned and watching Animal Planet have payed off at last!

Meth Lab Muppets

Sing Us a Song, You're the Banana Man, Pt II

I Believe in Evolution

Mickey Mullet

Nadal!!!!!!!!!!

He won.

The Goddam Batman

Above: an unsolicited script by Michael Bay (Director of Transformers, Bad Boys, and so on) for Batman’s The Dark Knight. It was summarily rejected by Warner Bros.

Wash Your Step

Uh, Happy 4th, Fellow Americans

via Bits & Pieces

Loneliness

Swearing in ASL

Hooping for a Miracle

Jacked

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