Human Under Construction: 2008-06

2008-06-30

2008-06-29

Stop, I Say!

Loud-speaker: ...Stop the carriage!...Stop it!...Do you hear what I'm saying!?

Bystander: Are they gonna shoot?

2008-06-28

2008-06-27

2008-06-26

Not Just for Breakfast Anymore

Donuts and bacon in a tasty nutritious sandwich!

2008-06-23

2008-06-22

2008-06-21

My cousin is visiting with her kids and the house is vibrantly alive.

Cole, five, is taking a bath after a hard day of running around like a maniac.

We have one of a number of interesting conversations.

"Jen!"

"Yes, sir?"

"Come here!"

I did.

"See if you can hear this..."

Cole ducked his head under water then came back up.

"Did you hear that?"

"Nope!"

He giggles.

"I was screaming!"

Kindred

2008-06-16

Shocked

Lightning zapped my computer, frying the Ethernet card, a few days ago. Took this opportunity of being off-line to clean the house like a mad woman, smash things, document cloud patterns and upgrading this poor little beast that holds my life in its circuits.

Oh, how I missed her.

2008-06-12

The Horror

Friday is Almost Here

2008-06-11

Glowering

2008-06-09

Decked Out

A man.

A quick naked dip in the sea.

A wooden deck chair.

Mario Visnjic was relaxing after his cooling swim as he lounged in the chair. Unfortunately, his testicles had shrunk whilst he swam. They slipped through the wooden slats of the deckchair without his knowledge.

As the lay sun warmed him and his testicles, they expanded back to normal size. It is then that they became stuck between the slats.

Mario was eventually freed after a call to beach maintenance services. They sent a member of staff to cut the deck chair in half.

Bad chair!