2011 AD—On May 21st, Judgment Day will begin and the rapture (the taking up into heaven of God’s elect people) will occur at the end of the 23-year great tribulation. On October 21st, the world will be destroyed by fire (7000 years from the flood; 13,023 years from creation)

The latest Biblical interpretation from EBible Fellowship.

So, what do you do? Behave in a manner befitting a terrified sinner? Or sink into sin to your neck and wait for the Hell Maw to open?



Steven said...

As a Christian, I prefer the part of the Bible that says no one knows when the end will come. Even atheists have to agree with that...

Jim Winter said...

Wouldn't it be great if Jesus showed up on Conan on May 21 and said, "Nope. Not happening today. Punk'd your asses!"