Oddly, I am okay with my status of "Just Evil". Think about it, Sean. The work that goes into being purely evil. Having to constantly maintain that level on an everyday basis.
You want to get up in the morning, have some coffee, see if the world has blown itself up and then you have to think, "Damn, I should have been the one blowing it up!"
Even in quiet moments, constant conniving must occur.
For me, evil burbles up, wrecks it's havoc and goes, leaving me to my morning coffee and my battle with deadlines.
Really Sean. If we set our minds to it, we could be evil. But it wouldn't be enough damn fun.
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Evil, schmeevil...
I am pure evil.
I have the score to prove it, too!
Oh, Russ-poo. Any one that knows you knows that you are as gentle as a lamb with Ninja moves and a predilection for gun play.
I'm just Evil, too. Like you.
I am in awe of Russel's purity of evil.
I am pure evil, too, but I think the test was biased against Canada. Mwahahaha!
Yeah it was funny. "Which European country..." followed by a list that included Canada.
But how come Sarah and Russel get to be PURE evil while Jen and I are just plain evil?
Not fair. I wanna be pure evil, too.
Oddly, I am okay with my status of "Just Evil". Think about it, Sean. The work that goes into being purely evil. Having to constantly maintain that level on an everyday basis.
You want to get up in the morning, have some coffee, see if the world has blown itself up and then you have to think, "Damn, I should have been the one blowing it up!"
Even in quiet moments, constant conniving must occur.
For me, evil burbles up, wrecks it's havoc and goes, leaving me to my morning coffee and my battle with deadlines.
Really Sean. If we set our minds to it, we could be evil. But it wouldn't be enough damn fun.
The secret to pure evil, when you reach a certain status, is delegation.
I have minions to do my bidding, you know, allowing me to both be at the centre of evil and enjoy my morning (and afternoon and evening) coffee.
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to stroke a white cat and delegate some more of my evil plans.
I like the way your brain works, Jen.
And I don't want minions.
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