Keef Richards has announced that due to the crappy quality of today's drugs (and not because drugs can be bad for you, which we know to be true, don't we boys and girls?), he has decided to quit taking them. He shall face every day a sober, richer, better Keef.
I'm not making this shit up!
Read about it here. If it's on the interweb it must be true....
Damn, he's gonna live forever, isn't he?