House-sitting seems like a cushy job.Until you find weird stuff in the bushes.
Superintendent Benjamin Mtsholi Bhembe of Hazyview, Mpumalanga, South Africa made a surprise discovery Friday when he saw a strange object in the yard of a house he's watching.
"On closer inspection, he realised that it was a man's private part."
Police were summoned.
Local residents were questioned.
But all to no avail.
Police urge anyone with information or a missing penis to contact the nearest police station.
1 comment:
I just don't understand how men can be so careless with something that is so important to them. Obviously you have had a lot of stories about men doing dumb things with their dicks, and I am not talking about sex. I would just like to say, men be careful with what is most important to you,. Otherwise we will all be forced to laugh at you and your misery.
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