House-sitting seems like a cushy job.
Until you find weird stuff in the bushes.
Superintendent Benjamin Mtsholi Bhembe of Hazyview, Mpumalanga, South Africa made a surprise discovery Friday when he saw a strange object in the yard of a house he's watching.
"On closer inspection, he realised that it was a man's private part."
Police were summoned.
Local residents were questioned.
But all to no avail.
Police urge anyone with information or a missing penis to contact the nearest police station.