2007-09-03

Send in the Clowns when the KKK Comes a' Knockin'

“White Power!” the Nazi’s shouted.

“White Flour?” the clowns yelled back running in circles throwing flour in the air as they raised letters that spelled “White Flour”.

“White Power!” the Nazi’s shouted.

“White flowers?” the clowns cheers and threw white flowers in the air and danced about merrily.

“White Power!” the Nazi’s shouted.

"Ohhhhhh,” the clowns yelled, “Tight Shower!” as they held a solar shower in the air and crowded under it.

“White Power!” the Nazi's screamed hoarsely.

Ohhhhh…,” the women clowns said. “Now we understand…”

WIFE POWER!” they yelled as they hoasted the appropriate letters up in the air then clamored about about merrily chanting “WIFE POWER! WIFE POWER! WIFE POWER!”

This had been preceded by Alex Linder, the founder of VNN and the lead organizer of the rally, kicking off events by rushing the clowns in a fit of rage. He was arrested by Knoxville police who dropped him to the ground when he resisted.

The 100th ARA (Anti Racist Action) clown block taught them all about white face power.

5 comments:

JD Rhoades said...

Ya know, I've haven't had much use for clowns these past few years, but this makes me love them all over again.

nathan@nathansinger.net said...

Clowns rule! If Dave Chappelle didn't totally rob these cro-mag racist cretins of their power with his brilliant "Clayton Bigsby" sketch, these clowns will surely finish the job. YES!

LaPopessa said...

That is absolutely perfect! I love it. A wonderful counter attack that probably left the klanners scratching their heads (then again, with their combined brain power, that probably isn't hard to do).

Jennifer Jordan said...

Power to the phrase, "Kill 'em with kindness."

Anonymous said...

I had to read this to my co-workers. They laughed.