Knock, knock, knock.
Matthew Hoffner wonders who in the hell it could be at his door at 11 at night.
One way to find out.
He opened the door.
Three men in clown make-up were there and they looked mean. Really, really mean.
Hoffner closed the door.
The clowns kicked it in.
Then they punched him several times.
Then they left.
After they left, Hoffner realized one of the faces looked familiar; that they "had a common gal in their past." But this was not the nasty clown that assaulted him.
The police investigation is continuing.
Photo from collection by Mg Lizi