"Walrus penis sells for $8,000 at Beverly Hills action"
They meant 'auction' but I think I like 'action' a wee bit better. Either way, it is "
'One Of Biggest Penises In The World,' Officials Say.
I'm sure some kind of Beatles/Paul McCartney joke could be made here but damned if I can think of one.
Do a few stretches with Kermit! Before you work-out with your fave Marvel heroes!
Octopia Blog covers all the latest in cool cephalopod art!
Squid picks up the slack!
Check out the vintage pulp covers featuring our eight and ten legged friends looking mighty evil!
The glass squid, right, is one of four featured deep sea oddities from National Geographic.
Laughing Squid bring us the Cardboard Rumble of 2007!
Mandy Patinkin quotes:
"I'd have sex with a number of the Muppets. I just don't talk about it publicly. It's private. Although a hint is, that there was a character in Elmo in Grouchland who was called "My Lady" and that's all I'll say. Kansan.com (the University of Kansas Daily), "A conversation with Mandy Patinkin
No one is going to beat the crap out of me more than me.
If we can't keep our Palestinian neighbors and Muslim neighbors alive with good water and fresh air, we'll never get them to the peace table. - From "What Makes Mandy Patinkin Spin His Wheels"
I'm sure I will be adding more as the day goes on as I am inspired by her.
Because Dr. Evil threated the planet with a "laser" if we didn't conform to his evil plan, the U.S. spend one million dollars to send two 19 cent washers to Iran.
OK, spill! What are you?
Your Score: Pure Nerd
52 % Nerd, 34% Geek, 39% Dork
For The Record:
A Nerd is someone who is passionate about learning/being smart/academia.
A Geek is someone who is passionate about some particular area or subject, often an obscure or difficult one.
A Dork is someone who has difficulty with common social expectations/interactions.
You scored better than half in Nerd, earning you the title of: Pure Nerd.
The times, they are a-changing. It used to be that being exceptionally smart led to being unpopular, which would ultimately lead to picking up all of the traits and tendences associated with the "dork." No-longer. Being smart isn't as socially crippling as it once was, and even more so as you get older: eventually being a Pure Nerd will likely be replaced with the following label: Purely Successful.
Also, you might want to check out some of my other tests if you're interested in any of the following:
|Link: The Nerd? Geek? or Dork? Test written by donathos|
Top Ten most valuable paintings in the wide world.
Hooked on Heat - a recipe blog for furnace faces.
Design your own Converse.
The Puking House.
And the story that caught my attention: Death has gotten a make-over. And she looks really familiar...
"I have a mild form of dyslexia, and I had a reading problem. So for me, Sesame Street was vital," says Cooper, 40. "Beyond what I learned in terms of ABC's and counting, the sense of how one deals with other people is something that I got early on from Sesame Street."
List of Celebrities that have appeared on Sesame Street
T-shirts featuring your faves!
Favorites from when I was a kid include:
Here is the Lady Orange singing Carmen
The Pin Ball cartoon
Sesame Street-fat cat sat hat-English, better sound!
Ma Na Ma Na
Doin' the Pigeon
Put Down the Duckie
Grover Disco Dancing
The song lyrics archive
The Noir side of Sesame:
Martin Scorsese Sesame Streets
Bert is Evil
Your Score: Big Bird
First, this test measured how organized you are. Some muppets like Cookie Monster make big messes, while others like Bert are quite anal about things being clean.
Second, this test measured if you prefer a concrete or an abstract viewpoint. For the purposes of this test, concrete people are considered to gravitate more to mathematical and logical approaches, whereas abstract people are more the dreamers and artistic type.
Third, this test measured if you are more of an introvert or an extrovert. By definition, an introvert concentrates more on herself and an extrovert focuses more on others. In this test an introvert was somebody that either tends to spend more time alone or thinks more about herself.
You are very organized, more abstract, and both introverted and extroverted.
Here is why are you Big Bird.
You are both very organized. You almost always know where your belongings are and you prefer things neat. You may even enjoy cleaning and find it therapeutic. Big Bird is never sloppy and always under control... pretty good for a 6 year old bird living without a family.
You both are abstract thinkers. Big Bird is a dreamer who always wonders what the world is like. You definitely are not afraid to take chances in life. You only live once. You may notice others around you playing it safe, but you are more concerned with not compromising your desires, and getting everything you can out of life. This is a very romantic approach to life, but hopefully you are also grounded enough to get by.
You are both somewhat extroverted. Like Big Bird, you probably like to have some time to yourself, but you do appreciate spending time with your friends, and you aren't scared of social situations. Big Bird is always very comfortable around others, but he often prefers the quiet low-key presence that Snuffleupagus provides.
UPDATE! It has been pointed out to me that I totally forgot the Yip Yips!
Yip Yips Meet the Telephone
Yip Yips Meet a Clock
A Muppet News Flash - Yip Yips on Old MacDonald's Farm
Yip Yips Sing with Bob
Damn Odd Photo Shoot
Top 100 Things That Will Disappear After a National Emergency (Jen saw this before but decided to stock up before posting)
Crime Fiction Author Bases Book on Murder he Committed
Origins of Man in Question... By Scientists!
Glow in the Dark Pillowcase
The world's top 10 consumers of coffee per capita per year, as of 2003:
1. Finland: 11.4 kg
2. Aruba: 9.2 kg
3. Iceland: 9.1 kg
4. Norway: 9 kg
5. Denmark: 8.1 kg
6. Sweden: 7.9 kg
7. Bermuda: 7.5 kg
8. Switzerland: 7.4 kg
9. Netherlands: 6.8 kg
10. Germany: 6.6 kg
The average American consumes only 4.2 kilograms — more than 9 pounds — of coffee each year.
To help improve those numbers, I've found a few items and links.
A coffee grounds dispenser
Um, coffee magnets!
The Coffee Cup Project - photos of people's favorite mugs from around the world
The Coffee Review
The History of Coffee
Fair Trade Coffee
From Great Big Stuff, a Giant Coffee Cup and Saucer
I Need Coffee - with information on how to find the best coffee houses to the dangers of the coffee enema.
Alterra Coffee - one of my favorite coffees ever in the whole world
Coffee Art - using coffee as the medium
The Ultimate Coffee Mug
Random quote: "Adults are only obsolete children." — Dr. Seuss
Workers at a drinks stall rescued the 2.5-metre tall model, which had a yellow head and blue torso.
"We saw something bobbing about in the sea and we decided to take it out of the water," said a stall worker. "It was a life-sized Lego toy."
A woman nearby added: "I saw the Lego toy floating towards the beach from the direction of England."
Captain Planet and the Planeteers!!!!!!!
An environmental super hero with the powers of nature, Captain Planet is a composite of the five Planeteers and their powers - Earth, Fire, Wind, Water and Heart - magnified. At his disposal are all of the elements and forces of the natural world.
Color him in here!!!!!!!!!!!
"Well, call me Captain Combustion, a spontaneous kinda guy."
Watch him save Belfast here!!!!!!!!!
"Next time, Planeteers, go solar. No kaboom."
And there's a Foundation. You, too, can save the Earth!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Captain Planet only appears in his Captain Planet garb. These are not clothes but elements of the Earth that are integral to his composition. He is able to rearrange his molecular structure to transform himself into the various powers and elements of nature, e.g., water, wind, fire, ice, etc. Captain Planet's outfit does not represent a specific culture. He has grass-green hair, sky-blue skin, earthy brown eyes, blood-red chest,gloves and boots, and sunlight-yellow insignia/globe. The globe on his chest sometimes flickers and turns gray when he is losing power or is exposed to high levels of pollution.
P.S. Phil Collins wrote the theme song!!!!!!!!!