A bold and strange and bored man from Kent had the need to be freed by firemen after getting his penis super-glued in a padlock.
The 50-year-old man tap tap tapped on the local fire station door in after a sex game went weird.
Medics could do nothing.
Thusly did he returned to the fire station.
Firemen used hydraulic cutters to 'unlock' him after two-and-a-half hours of fun, frolics and un-posted photos.
Said a close and mean friend said, "God knows what he was up to - but he won't be trying it again in a hurry."