A bold and strange and bored man from Kent had the need to be freed by firemen after getting his penis super-glued in a padlock.The 50-year-old man tap tap tapped on the local fire station door in after a sex game went weird.
Medics could do nothing.
Thusly did he returned to the fire station.
Firemen used hydraulic cutters to 'unlock' him after two-and-a-half hours of fun, frolics and un-posted photos.
Said a close and mean friend said, "God knows what he was up to - but he won't be trying it again in a hurry."
3 comments:
Wait. He wasn't stuck in the keyhole, right?
Now, Steven, that's just mean; possibly accurate and definitely funny, but mean.
The man misheard someone say "pick a lock."
It could happen to anyone.
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