Locked and Loaded

A bold and strange and bored man from Kent had the need to be freed by firemen after getting his penis super-glued in a padlock.

The 50-year-old man tap tap tapped on the local fire station door in after a sex game went weird.

Medics could do nothing.

Thusly did he returned to the fire station.

Firemen used hydraulic cutters to 'unlock' him after two-and-a-half hours of fun, frolics and un-posted photos.

Said a close and mean friend said, "God knows what he was up to - but he won't be trying it again in a hurry."


Steven said...

Wait. He wasn't stuck in the keyhole, right?

David White said...

Now, Steven, that's just mean; possibly accurate and definitely funny, but mean.

David Terrenoire said...

The man misheard someone say "pick a lock."

It could happen to anyone.