2009-01-10

Today's Featured Word on Urban Dictionary

Kitchenheimer's

When you're in the kitchen going around in circles because you can't remember what you were doing there.

I was in the kitchen this morning walking around in circles wondering what the hell I was looking for when the microwave beeped reminding me I was heating up my cup of coffee. My Kitchenheimer's is getting worse!

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

If you're microwaving your coffee, I'd say the diagnosis is a tad more dire than kitchenheimers!

Mark Raymond Falk said...

Hell,that ain't limited to the kitchen for me. I've got Roadheimers, Workheimers. The older I get, the worse it gets.

The Nag said...

Call me a hypochondriac but I think I have this condition.

Jen Jordan said...

When one needs caffeine, one is compelled to do aesthetically unappealing things.

Anonymous said...

I used to work with a fellow who called the underlying condition Oldteimer's Syndrome, but I've been losing my coffee cup in the microwave for decades. As for microwaving the coffee, it's not about having a rich, satisfying flavor moment, it's about "Must have caffeine. Now, dammit!"

Jen Jordan said...

Caffeine patches.

Anyone have a patent on this?