See that guy? He's Joe Williams.
See that thing he's got? It's a Hydrogen Generating Module, or H2N-Gen for short. Joe says this machine can produce a more complete burn, greatly increasing efficiency and reducing fuel consumption by 10 to 40 per cent - and pollutants by up to 100 per cent.
But, this could be a moot point. Because at 9:15 a.m. EDT on June 1, 2014, the world, hell - this entire solar system, will be destroyed by a 10 million mile wide cosmic dust cloud.
"The good news is that this finding confirms several cutting- edge ideas in theoretical physics," announced Dr. Albert Sherwinski. Al really knows how to put a cheerful spin on things."The bad news is that the total annihilation of our solar system is imminent."
Oh.
At this news some may want to turn to God for solace. Some may have forgotten how. Let "Hey God" help! As they themselves will tell you, it's like praying - only with more swearing.
He has been a bit busy so be patient while you wait for a reply.
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AND I did a google search that should nadda for the good doctor anywhere else.
I do like the drama and romance of that kind of ending, though. Swallowed along with all of humanity in a giant, cosmic dust cloud.
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