From The Archive of Misheard Lyrics -
Robert Palmer: Addicted To Love
The real lyrics were:
Might as well face it, you're addicted to love.
But I misheard them as:
Might as well face it, you're a dick with a glove.
U2: Mysterious Ways
The real lyrics were:
She moves in mysterious ways
But I misheard them as:
Shamu the mysterious whale
Deep Purple: Smoke On The Water
The real lyrics were:
Smoke on the water
A fire in the sky
But I misheard them as:
Slow motion Walter
The fire engine guy.
Pink Floyd: Wish You Were Here
The real lyrics were:
Would you exchange
a walk-on part in the war
for the lead role in a cage
But I misheard them as:
Would you exchange
a welcome part in the war
for a negro in a cage
INXS: I Need You Tonight
The real lyrics were:
Your moves are so raw
I've got to let you know
You're one of my kind
But I misheard them as:
Your boobs are so long
They've got to hit your nose
You're one of a kind
Neil Diamond: You Don't Bring Me Flowers
The real lyrics were:
You hardly talk to me anymore, when I come through the door at the end of the day.
But I misheard them as:
You hardly talk to me anymore, when I Kung-Fu the door at the end of the day.
AC/DC: Back in Black
The real lyrics were:
Forget the hearse cause I'll never die.
But I misheard them as:
I've got a purse but I'm still a guy.
Band Aid: Do They Know It's Christmas Time
The real lyrics were:
The greatest gift they'll get this year is life.
But I misheard them as:
The only gift they'll get this year is flies.
3 comments:
STONE TEMPLE PILOTS:
Real lyrics: "Feeling like a hand in rusted shame..."
I heard: "Feeling like a ham and mustard shake..."
Ironically, the misheard version makes more sense. Explains Scott Weiland's frequent trips to rehab.
This reminded me of something you should all see.
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There's a George Jones song with the lyric "I've burned all my bridges" in it. When Pomegranate was about five, she said, "Mommy, I want to hear that song where the guy sets his pants on fire." It took us a few minutes to figure out that one....
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