When: Sunday evening.Where: a Marathon gas station at the corner of State Road and Pleasant Valley, Parma, Ohio.
What: a blue cloud.
The photo to the left is a tiny bit odd. But the video from the surveillance camera is downright freaky.
The cloud is static for thirty minutes then floats and darts about the cars and customers before rapidly floating away. It returns briefly, seemingly hiding behind cars windshield, then disappears after the customer goes in to pay.
Witnesses conjecture everything from the angel to ghost. The owner of the gas station is glad he can call it gone.
"I actually watched it for 30 minutes and then actually I watched it move and that is when I got freaked out," said owner Amed Abudaaria.
Mundane guesses in the comment section of the LiveLeak link at the nature of the cloud include an insect on the lens and a laser pointer aimed at the camera. They quickly disseminate into blah blah liberal, blah blah conservative, blah blah bigfoot fart gas and the always expected, "It's my cock."
A man speaking in the video raises a brow and maintains that the gas station and surrounding buildings are built on an Indian burial ground. The Poltergeist vibe of his reasoning pleases me more than the mysterious, floating blue gas cock.
2 comments:
Oh my God, you found the ghost splooge!
And I love it when you say "blue gas cock".
It goes beyond all the reasoning behind erotic physics.
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