"Look, up in the sky!" "It's a bird!" "It's a plane!" "No, it's an elephant!"

Tell me you haven't wondered how much clouds weigh.

OK.

Everyone I've asked so far says they've never thought about it* but I certainly have.

But now I know the answer.

Clouds weigh a lot of elephants. Cumulus clouds about one hundred elephants.

Which brings me to my next answered query:

Why do elephants have trunks?

Don't let the elephant's child fool you...



*Then they all gave me rather strange looks, sighed and walked away.