My Phone's on Vibrate for Me

A phone, set on vibrate, was smuggled into the Mount Young Offenders Institute (love that cheery name!) in the "lower" orifice of a prisoner.

He pushed it up just a wee bit too far and surgery was needed to remove it.

1 comment:

Jim Winter said...

The inmate was busted when the sounds of "Disco Inferno" came from the seat of his pants and he said, "Oh, crap. Could someone get that? I can't reach it."