2007-07-23

And Dream of Sheep


Click here to get a sheep tape measure!

Grow your own 'sheep crystals!'

Did you know sheep can be quite poetical?

If you have the need, you can rent a sheep (site is in Dutch and does not state if one rents be the hour).

Have some thank you cards to write? Write them on sheep poop paper!

Learn about Shaun the Sheep.

The Sheep Shagger site. Yes, ewe!!!!

Looking for something a little less real? Then Blow-up Sheep are where it's at!

The next step; The Sheep Genome Project.

electric sheep

More electric sheep.

Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?

The Sheep Game!

Red sheep of Scotland.

And, if you haven't heard it before, AC/DC's huge hit, Dirty Deed's Down with Sheep.

Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep

Sung to the music of "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap" by AC/DC

If you're having trouble with your barnyard friends,
You got a thing for ewes,
Been counting sheep, but you're not in bed,
Here's what you gotta do.
Get out the barn, stay off the farm,
Go read a nursery rhyme.
Don't ring 976-BAAA,
That kind of love's a crime.

Dirty deeds, done with sheep,
Dirty deeds, Little Bo Peep,
Dirty deeds, done with sheep,
Dirty deeds and they're done with sheep,
Dirty deeds and they're done with sheep.

My friend Larry has a little lamb,
Her fleece is white as snow,
He keeps bragging about her night and day,
Someone should tell him no.
Look at the flock, they're all in shock,
Here comes that mutton fan,
Knock off the fleece, give them some peace,
Don't be a barnyard man.

Dirty deeds, done with sheep,
Dirty deeds, Little Bo Peep,
Dirty deeds, done with sheep,
Dirty deeds and they're done with sheep,
Dirty deeds and they're done with sheep.

Velcro gloves, kneepads, late-night dates.
Done with sheep.
Warning signs, electric fences, high voltage.
Done with sheep.

Dirty deeds, don't tell 'em what I done to ewe,
Done with sheep.
Dirty deeds, dirty deeds, done with sheep.

6 comments:

Graham Powell said...

Damn, I was going to make an "I had a dream last night about electric sheep" joke, but after you linked to the Dick classic I figured it would be redundant. Thought I still got to make a Dick joke.

John Schramm said...

Dirty Deeds ... that's just WRONG!

Funny!

But wrong.

AnswerGirl said...

Suddenly I have a new appreciation for all these lamb figurines people used to give my mother.

Actually, I still don't. But if anything could give me one, this would have.

David White said...

one of the funniest things I've seen in daze; thanks, Jen-fleur. I'm not sure I'll be able to hear the song again without singing the new lyrics. kinda reminds me of my prom date, if I had gone promming. you must know I will share it with others, and, consequently, your legions of fans will continue to grow like kudza in alabama.

Jennifer Jordan said...

That song has been in my head since I posted this. Except for having, "Turning Japanese" in my head when I woke up this morning. I am in song hell.

David White said...

well, if "turning japanese" was in your head based on what the song was about, then bully for you; if not, sorry.

couple of funny things for you; drop me a line at
day-white@hotmail.com