And check this action out: Australia's Prime Minister John Howard takes a spill and news.com.au is there to let you compare his fall to that of Gore, Castro and Ford.
Pink Tentacle had photos of all the cephelopodic playgrounds you could ever hope for.... and they've been following the pimp my rice field story very closely.
Very Bad Porn.
10 Streaker Videos.
10 Best Space Walks.
Women in a High Heel Sprint.
Separated at Creation?
Smurfette: Premiered in 1981 on NBC
Paris Hilton: Born 17 February 1981
Smurfette: Was magically created out of clay by Gargamel to cause jealousy and competition between smurfs
Paris Hilton: Has a clay personality, thinks everyone is jealous, and wants famous men fighting over her
Smurfette: Considered to be the worst singer in all of Smurfdom
Paris Hilton: Did you ever listen to her album, Paris?
Smurfette: Wears tiny white dresses that barely cover her smurfly parts
Paris Hilton: Wears tiny white dresses, and often shows her, uh, smurfly parts
Smurfette: Always causing trouble, including flooding of the smurf village
Paris Hilton: Do we need to go into details?
Smurfette: Underwent extensive plastic smurfery to become a blond bombshell
Paris Hilton: Underwent extensive plastic surgery to transform her from smurfly-looking to tabloid-worthy
Smurfette: Has large smurf feet
Paris Hilton: Is embarrassed that plastic surgery couldn’t shrink her large feet
Smurfette: Lives under a mushroom in a strange fantasy world
Paris Hilton: Lives a strange fantasy life, and (based on her smarts) presumably grew up under a mushroom
I am off to landscape under dark skies with my my brain far to still and my body still asleep. I mean, I'm taking my brain. I am not gardening with my brain. You know. I'm using tools. Like my laser weed licker....