Captain Mullet and his Redneck Mobile

Where ever you find a a keg in need of tapping, a can in need of shooting,
an ass in need of slapping and squirrel that needs running over, you will find Captain Mullet.
He needs no cape as abundant arm pit hair flows behind him with a ripe aroma of
Old Spice and stale beer.
His special powers?
Apathy, slurring and machismo.

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