Dozing in bed this morning when I heard a loud pop.
The clock was out.
Another damn squirrel has gone up in flames after chewing on the electric wire.
There are a few of the bushy tailed rodents that have survived being fried. One has singed his coat and tufts are missing all over his wee rodent body. Another has neurological damage and can't stay upright as he eats. We call him Lefty because he always falls on his right side.
What, you think we'd call him Righty?
How about Stupid?
Or Danger Junkie?
Or Volt Monger?