2006-06-21

Bring Me... a Herring!

You're a herring.

You're swimming innocently in the ocean.

Suddenly, a group of orcas come a long and start slapping the water with their tails, a tried and true method of stunning you and your kind into submission. Easier to eat you that way.

What is your best bet to survive this mammalian onslaught?

Fart.

2 comments:

John Rickards said...

If it works for herrings, it can work for me! I'm off on an Arctic swimming holiday!

Anonymous said...

I do often use gasious foods in a malicious way while at work. The worse my attitude is the more beans I eat. Last night I had black beans and I am even offending myself. But it makes me happy