You're a herring.
You're swimming innocently in the ocean.
Suddenly, a group of orcas come a long and start slapping the water with their tails, a tried and true method of stunning you and your kind into submission. Easier to eat you that way.
What is your best bet to survive this mammalian onslaught?
Fart.
2 comments:
If it works for herrings, it can work for me! I'm off on an Arctic swimming holiday!
I do often use gasious foods in a malicious way while at work. The worse my attitude is the more beans I eat. Last night I had black beans and I am even offending myself. But it makes me happy
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