Dave Farmer, a 35-year-old from Llandrindod Wells, was feeling pretty damned enthusiastic at the pub one night. He leapt on to a pool table and leapt off with equal drama- straight on to a friends upright pool cue.Yyyyyy-ouch!
The cue passed through Dave manly bits. Luckily, Dave was on the right side of eight pints. He wanted to continue the game.
His friend quickly decided to dissuade him when he saw that tip of the cue had exited Dave's lower stomach. Blood, blood, blood. The cue had also pierced his scrotum. A trip to the hospital was in order.
Dave was stitched up and he was kept in Musgrove Park Hospital in Somerset for two nights. Says spokesman for the hospital: "He was very, very lucky not to have done serious damage."
4 comments:
I feel nauseous. Thank you.
WTF? Last time I looked, a pool cue had a blunt end.
WTF?
Maybe he'd REALLY chalked it.
He had screamed, "Eight ball in the corner pocket," before leaping.
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