A velvet fist in an iron glove.
d) smashed it with a mediocre review book?
Damn, that thing is huge. It looks like an extra from Starship Troopers.
b.) did the gentle catch-and-release dance with the paper.
Oh, hell. Sean got it right. It was quite large and quite kinetic but I didn't have the heart to harm the ugly bug. Damn Buddhist nature! Ruining my street cred!
Frankly, I would have left the room quietly and come back armed with bug spray and a broom...or perhaps a mallet.
As long as you don't come back into the room with a mullet.
Laura said you should have smooshed it it was ugly. Your nut for letting it go.
Tell Laura that all life is sacred and who are we to judge what should live and die? Besides, she helped me save the lives of many worms since this srping and they ain't pretty, are they?
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