2006-10-09

What Did Jen Do?

When faced with the presence of this harrowing ugly bug as she wrote?


a.) sucked it up in a vacuum

b.) slid it gently onto a piece of paper and let it free outside

c.) smashed it with a bad review book

9 comments:

John Schramm said...

d) smashed it with a mediocre review book?

Jennifer Jordan said...

Wrong!

Bryon Quertermous said...

Damn, that thing is huge. It looks like an extra from Starship Troopers.

Sean Chercover said...

b.) did the gentle catch-and-release dance with the paper.

Jennifer Jordan said...

Oh, hell. Sean got it right. It was quite large and quite kinetic but I didn't have the heart to harm the ugly bug. Damn Buddhist nature! Ruining my street cred!

Steven said...

Frankly, I would have left the room quietly and come back armed with bug spray and a broom...or perhaps a mallet.

Jennifer Jordan said...

As long as you don't come back into the room with a mullet.

Julie and Laura said...

Laura said you should have smooshed it it was ugly. Your nut for letting it go.

Jennifer Jordan said...

Tell Laura that all life is sacred and who are we to judge what should live and die? Besides, she helped me save the lives of many worms since this srping and they ain't pretty, are they?