From The Morning News
45. Push him out a tree, Bree
44. Feed her to a shark, Mark
43. Harvest his kidney, Cindy
42. Make him all porous, Doris
41. Feed him some ricin, Tyson
40. Get kvetchin,’ Gretchen
39. Chop off his organ, Morgan
38. Throw her down a gorge, George
37. Punch her with an awl, Paul
36. Fake your own death, Beth
35. Hire Chaz Palminteri, Mary
34. Don’t let her fool ‘ya, Julia
33. Drop an anvil on his dick, Chick
32. Toss him off the seventh story, Laurie
31. Pulp his scrotus, Otis
30. Bury her alive, Clive
29. Run him over with a trolley, Molly
28. Feed her to the capitalist sharks! Marx!
27. Make her write a will, Bill
26. Chisel off his knees, Louise
25. Switch to the whip, Chip
24. Give her a double-barreled hug, Doug
23. Bake him in a tureen, Doreen
22. Cement him in a well, Mel
21. Bump her off a ridge, Midge
20. Start erasin,’ Jason
19. Select her sister for a mate, Nate
18. Try to poke her mom, Tom
17. Slip her a mickey, Dickey
16. Make her whip corn, Rip Torn
15. Subtract a limb, Tim
14. Make it hard for him to piss, Kris
13. Set fire to his hair, Blair
12. Hit him with a mace, Chase
11. Cook her in a stew, Llew
10. Drown him off your yacht, Dot
9. Chomp on his penis, Enos
8. Fit her for a spear, Dear
7. Staple him to the bed, Fred
6. Drown him in the Seine, Le Glen
5. Smother her with malice, Alice
4. Drop him down the flue, Sue
3. Apply the hurt, Burt
2. Amputate daily, Haley
1. Change your name to Hannah, Diana
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